Posts by John Zmirak

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U.S. News’s Lance Armstrong Moment

The most heart-wrenching scene in “Dodgeball” was Lance Armstrong’s speech to Vince Vaughn. Now that’s spoiled for us. Has the new scandal about phony data sent to “U.S. News” ruined its annual college beauty contest?

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How Not to Waste Four Years in School

Never again will you have four consecutive years in which you are privileged, at other people’s expense, to hang out in comfy lounges with coffee machines, doing little but meditating on the meaning of life. So sign up for hard-core, serious courses, and, for the love of God, do the reading. I wish I had.

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The Top 5 Lamest Core Courses

Believe it or not, colleges used to make students master subjects they might not even be interested in. Nowadays, you can breeze out of “core” requirements with easy, quirky, or oddball courses like these.

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5 Satires Your Professor Won’t Assign You

These books will make you laugh out loud, or fume with rage, or change your life. But they’re probably not on any of your syllabi this semester. Here’s summer reading you’ll never forget.